Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  9 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  This movie fucks so hard. The most horrifying PG movie I've ever seen, with sick lore and great action choreography to boot.

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  Fire and Ice 1983

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Sexier than Penthouse Fire and Ice, fantastic art and animation (***), but Larn and Teegra don't actually accomplish beyond padding the runtime. Don't send a himbo to do a Darkwolf's job, I guess. (-*) That said, this was a fantastic parade of rotoscoped ass shots. (+*)

Popular reviews

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  Alpha and Omega: The Legend of the Saw Tooth Cave 2014

  ½ Watched 11 Nov 2023

  The real ghost is what this franchise has become. Not one log sledding scene.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Aug 2024 1

  2/5, but a neat 2/5.
  Act 1: 5/5, very Alan Wake 2 vibes
  Act 2: 3/5 longlegs is buffalo bill at home
  Act 3: 1/5 bad payoff, dull execution, and a sad wet fart all around.