Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Manhunter 1986

  ★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Memoryholed this because of how bad William Petersen is, the rest of the cast is great and the music is 🙌 but unfortunately Petersen is on screen talking to himself for like 75% of the runtime

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  He's Just Not That Into You 2009

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Made it halfway before I thought… I’d rather be doing something else

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 23 Feb 2024 1

  went to movie theater, sat through 45 minutes of ads for disney land and the hyundai santa fe, made in 30 minutes into movie (hilarious, bad) and someone pulled the fire alarm.

  Tarpley (high) proceeded to sprint out of the movie, knocking children over, not holding doors for the old and disabled, leaving me behind... because she was absolutely convinced it was James Holmes 2.0.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2023 1

  Heard a guy outside the theater say “that should have been called Rochelle Rochelle: a young girls strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk” I’m mostly just unhappy that I didn’t think of it