Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Salute to a fellow wife guy 🫡 

  
  
  

  
  When you can lie about everything, how do you tell the truth about anything?

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  Predator 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Some slightly goofy effects on the predator but accounting for when this was made it’s not too bad. Aside from that this is really great and has some strong critiques of Reagan era CIA adventurism

  
  
  
  
  

  I ain’t got time to bleed

Popular reviews

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2023 3

  Growing up movies taught me that true love always finds a way and that nothing else matters in comparison. Unfortunately though real life is much more like La La Land where it’s a lot more complicated than that. Hopefully my story doesn’t end the same as this one

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  Pacific Rim: Uprising 2018

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Can’t tell if it’s terribly written dialogue, terribly acted dialogue, or the charisma vacuum that is Scott Eastwood but damn this sucks. Insane decision to end this where they did and not like 15 minutes later but at least it teased another movie that’ll never see the light of day

  
  
  
  
  

  
  Don’t mess with my toppings