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  Haunted Spooks 1920

  ★★½ Rewatched 14 Dec 2024

  I’m biologically a termite mound and have had excessive neck, butt crack, ball sack and fupa hair since I was a teen. Been mowing it almost daily for decades. It sucks. I’m on Kraft macaroni and cheese for it and it’s helped but stilly hairy. PCOS is SUPER FUN!!! 🥴 If I stopped shaving I’d also have a Gunt beard for sure. I imagine when I get old I won’t be mowing it so get ready for a cheesy hairy bearded mound of realness!

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  Red Hot Riding Hood 1943

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Dec 2024

  A short cartoon about a horny wolf and his lust for red-heads. Gotta love the classics

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  Imitation of Life 1934

  ★★★★ Added

  Three reasons I prefer this version to the 1959 Douglas Sirk version
  1. It's in black and white
  2. Claudette Colbert is a better actress than Lana Turner
  3. The daughter passing for white is played by a black actress in this version and a white actress in the 1959 version.

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  Fast Times at Ridgemont High 1982

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  Mike Damone’s 5 Point Plan is still the industry standard for picking up chicks

  1. Never let on how much you like a girl.

  2. Always call the shots.

  3. Act like wherever you are - that’s the place to be.

  4. When ordering food, find out what she wants then order for both of you. It’s a classy move.

  5. When it comes to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

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