1 star not for the film, but only because Anya is a 1 and not a 0. Would.

Wow.. there really are some crazy weirdo fucks out there that wrote an entire book, and then justified turning the book into a movie,  and the entire plot line is just Natalie Portman getting finger banged.

Every single one of your horny fucks on Letterboxd rated this a 3.5 star +. Get help 

3.5 stars

I said this movie was dumb as hell like 45 times while watching, but turns out it’s a real story so that’s pretty badass. Those dudes were definitely saying, “brooooo!! Our life is a movie!!!” through the entirety of their deployment. 

3.5 stars for the patriot in me.

I could kick Daltons ass and steal his girlfriend. Easily. I have already worked at one bar in my life, and this would be no different.

Good movie. 

Fuck you Riley.