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  • Renfield

    ★★

  • House of Gucci

    ½

  • Layer Cake

    ★★★½

  • Akira

    ★★★★

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  • Renfield

    Renfield

    ★★

    Cage was especially cagey in this and a treat, as was the over the top production design. Not enough cage tho. Occasionally funny but otherwise kind of a mess.

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ½

    I knew going in this would be bad but holy smokes. Lackluster production, abysmal but funny acting, tonally schizophrenic, and ultimately anticlimactic. It’s such a juicy story rendered in a silly, cheap looking, boring way. Even with low expectations this was only watchable for the yucks, and barely that.

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ½

    I never saw the Joss Whedon version, so maybe this is "good" by comparison but holy shit this is a bloated, indulgent, soulless train wreck of a movie. Can only imagine the horror that is the theatrical cut. Even watching this ironically I had a bad time. No amount of weed could make this even remotely interesting or fun to watch. If you have 4 hours to spare, do something else. I feel so bad for all the artists and…

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    What a waste of money. Having enjoyed Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead and basically nothing he has made sense, idk what I expected. Feels like a big ball of squandered money, talent and my time on this earth. Best part was the opening credits scene, its an overlong boring slog full of bullshit after that. Billed as a kind of dark comedy its just self serious without earning it and overly gory in a not-so-fun way. Not worth the 2.5 hour runtime.