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Recent reviews

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  Her 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Nov 2024

  This movie was initially titled “I, ROBOT” but Will Smith remind them he is legend and Spike Jonze backed down. Instead he asked Chris Pratt for a film title, to which Pratt replied “i don’t know is the Robot babe a girl? Like Her?” Spike Jonze had Chris Pratt jumped the next day but used the film title anyways since Scarlett Johansson didn’t have “ideas” in her contract and Joaquin Phoenix was gushing over his co-star vegan lover. In fact,…

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  Far from Heaven 2002

  ★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2024

  Every detail you see in a movie is a meticulous decision deliberately made to thicken the storytelling. Unless your movie sucks. Unfortunately, you’re not breaking down social barriers if the main black guy and the main gay guy have to flee from their lovers to live a normal life. Pretty sure the gay dude went to San Diego, go figure he’d end up there. The black fella? He didn’t say, but apparently he was spotted in Budapest. So much for escaping the racists.

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  Grandmother Firefighter Kills Anyone Who Masturbates 2006

  ★ Watched 01 Sep 2024

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  FRED: The Movie 2010

  ★½ Watched 10 Sep 2024 1

  Close your eyes and imagine, for a moment, walking into a store. Then, once you’ve done that, imagine the owner jumping the counter, robbing himself, trashing his own store, giving you all the money, realizing his mistake, asking kindly for you to return the money only for you to refuse, obviously, and then be told you’re not a sigma, you don’t even know what that is, but the owner is river dancing while chanting in pig latin for you to…