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Nosferatu 2024
The sexual relation is instantiated in the chthonic thread between Ellen’s animal consciousness and Count Orlok, who looks like a Skyrim boss and has been stripped of all his gauche, primeval bisexuality. That mystique has been replaced with CGI garbage and shitty washed-out color corrected slop that the Hollywood capitalists expectorate out of the carefully means-tested, focus-grouped and callibrated intestines of cinematic production. Their experts have clearly concluded we want a trauma-focused, hamfisted and didactic Lambian Tales of Murnau where…
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Ed Wood 1994
It’s an endearing depiction of a man who succeeded downwards, keeping his head above the water by walking on it, like Wile E. Coyote, surpassing the ledge before he realizes nothing is beneath him. He is a kind of fruit, and here I was thinking this was just another pitch, not knowing anything about Ed Wood besides the fact that he made Plan 9 From Outer Space, Bela Lugosi’s last film, effectively Ed’s too. Bela Lugosi is something out of…
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Bratz: Fashion Pixiez 2007
A creepy euphemistic anti-drug movie made to discourage small children from crossing the threshold of the doors of perception. Would love to see this played on a projector at a nightclub while a Machine Girl-type set plays in the background, and I enter what lies behind the screen thru ketamine-assisted subjectivity. And live many gay boys’ most profoundly-cherished dream.
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In the Heights 2021
This movie has less shades of grey than North Korean propaganda.
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