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Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Exactly what it was supposed to be. Nothing more, nothing less. Completely fine.

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  The sharpest of the recent Soderbergh onslaught, this is fun, fresh, and original for the genre- but still lacks a wow factor that etches it in genre lore. The performances are all top notch.

Popular reviews

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  The Company Called Glitch That Nobody and Everybody Wanted 2024

  ½ Watched 03 Apr 2024

  1/2 a star for making a movie. It’s hard to do, so that’s an accomplishment.

  Unfortunately sound is important, acting is important, cinematography is important, music is important, editing is important, and writing is important. 

  Rough. Just…rough.

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2023 2

  Haynes took Lifetime content and made a stylized Lifetime movie for the Lifetime movie watching crowd to enjoy. Simultaneously, he made it for the cinephile to enjoy while laughing at the irony being lost on the Lifetime movie watching crowd…and he did all of this as blatantly as humanly possible. 

  Brilliant. 

  Portman shines but Melton might steal the show.