Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  An autistic train lovers worst nightmare

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  One hell of a boner

Recent reviews

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  Frozen II 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  Nothing will stop me from watching this movie.

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  The uhhh, colour palette was nice?? Yeah, that.

Popular reviews

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  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012

  ★★ Watched 20 Aug 2024

  Inherently better than abe Lincoln vs zombies

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Aug 2024

  The average penis size of a man born in 19th century was 4.9 erect. A wolf’s average erect penis length is 11 inches. 

  Do with that what you will.