Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 May 2024

  Dune wishes its pussy popped half as hard

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  boyfriend said he wants a sequel where lawrence gets his wish and retires to a quiet monastery in the countryside where he then immediately proceeds to stir up vanderpump rules-level drama among the monks

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  i mean. it’s no parasite

Popular reviews

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Jun 2024 1

  yorgos lanthimos making poor things: guys did you know 🧐 women are people too? with their own thoughts and feelings? and they can enjoy sex (even when they’re being bought and sold in a brothel in victorian paris)? please clap 🥰 

  yorgos lanthimos making kinds of kindness: okay so now that i’ve established women are people with thoughts and feelings, what if i did an anthology movie that was three hours of women being abused in various ways 🤔welcome to my dark twisted mind 🤪

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  from now on i’m replying to all my friends’ stories with “just as i feared” and then refusing to elaborate