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Favorite films

  • Schindler's List
  • Hardcore Henry
  • Ritual
  • Fantasia

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  • Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★★

  • The Secret of NIMH

    ★★★★

  • Eraserhead

    ★★★

  • Anastasia

    ★★★½

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  • Charisma

    Charisma

    ★★★★★

    Kiyoshi Kurosawa has long been one of my very favorite filmmakers ever since I saw Cure, and Cure has long been one of my very favorite movies. It, and the other Kurosawa movies I've seen, introduced me to a "less is more" approach to filmmaking that advocated for sparse cinematography with little movement and few cuts, which only served to make certain situations all the more unsettling. What excited me about this approach as I saw more of his films…

  • The Exterminating Angel

    The Exterminating Angel

    ★★★★½

    Something is wrong. Something is horribly, horribly wrong.





    Trying to review or even talk about a Luis Bunuel film in this day and age seems silly. What could I possibly add to the conversation surrounding the master of cinematic surrealism and an iconoclast rivaled only by Goddard? Even with this monumental task ahead of me, this movie forces my hand. I MUST add my take to the chorus of voices, however inconsequential it might be.

    This is a horror movie.…

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  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★★

    Everyone always shits on this movie and I don't know why. Maybe it because I went in knowing whodunnit, so I focused on other things. But this movie is weirdly rewatchable, and I credit a lot of that to both Branagh's directing and lead performance. I also like that it genuinely grapples with the morality of the crime, unlike the 74 version. I dunno, this is hardly a masterpiece, but it's always an enjoyable watch for me.

  • The Secret of NIMH

    The Secret of NIMH

    ★★★★

    Good and slightly weird gem

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  • Violet Evergarden: Eternity and the Auto Memory Doll

    Violet Evergarden: Eternity and the Auto Memory Doll

    ★★★★

    And they were roommates.

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

    This was a bad idea.







    Why did I see this





    Why did I see this alone






    Why did I see this alone at night







    The darkness
    The angle
    The light
    The monster
    The implication
    The Parent
    The Toys
    The House
    The Doll
    The Grain
    The Cartoon
    The Children






































































































    The Children. The Poor Children






































































    The agony










































    I wanted to scream.

    I wanted to cry.


    I wanted to look away.



    Close my eyes.




    I couldn't close my eyes.







    Couldn't look away.

































    Helpless.…