Ryan

Ryan Pro

23 He/Him

Just a guy watching movies

Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Chungking Express
  • All That Jazz

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  • No Other Land

    ★★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★½

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  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★★★★

    Do you ever get that feeling about your favorite movie of all time? That feeling after you haven’t watched it for some time and the scenes start to get a bit muddled in your head? After you’ve told people this movie is unequivocally your favorite thing to ever exist?

    Do you ever get that sinking feeling when you start to doubt if it actually matters that much to you? When you start to wonder if it’s possible for anything to…

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    Ralph Fiennes ASMR breathing channel when??

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    A crazy and wild ride that came with questionable execution. And, unfortunately, this type of film is just very much not my thing which made it a lot more difficult to let the nonsense pass by and just enjoy the insanity instead. Can understand how this works for some people but I just don’t think I’ll ever be that person :(

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  • Parallel Mothers

    Parallel Mothers

    Unbearably melodramatic, frustratingly boring and plodding, flatly lit with bland cinematography, and consistently baffling editing choices among many many other things. It consistently conflates parenthood purely with biology, and it has two entirely different stories it attempts to tell that do nothing to benefit each other and feel counterproductive. You can tell where things are going early on, but the film takes an hour and a half slowly getting the characters to that same point as you have to go through…

  • The Tigger Movie

    The Tigger Movie

    ★★★★

    Wasn’t expecting to cry to The Tigger Movie tonight, but sometimes life do be that way. Then Kenny Loggins came on just to make me sob even more.