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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2024 1

  Dorian Gray? More like Dorian SLAYYYY 💅

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  she knew what she was doing with that fuckass bob. respect.

Popular reviews

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  The Lost City 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2022

  I never knew just how much I needed to see a buff and lusciously long-haired Brad Pitt push a zip-tied-to-a-chair-purple-sequinned-jumpsuit-wearing Sandy Bullock in a wheelbarrow, with a frightened Magic Mike following, whilst an explosion erupts in the background. 

  Safe to say therapy is no longer needed.