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  The Shape of Water 2017

  ★★½ Added

  We're fucking fishes now?

  
  Is that what's hot in the streets now?

  
  
  

  Really? And Y'all want to tell me this is a best picture contender? basically a Disney movie about "fish fucking"? Or I'm sorry, should I call it "Fish..love"?

  Look I'm not stupid, I can clearly understand the blaringly unsubtle metaphors in the film,

  And I can understand why it's good for the cultural bloodstream to have a film where a differently abled person actually has sexual agency…BUT

  Ultimately,…

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★ Added

  La La Land is well made nonsense, with all the heart and creative fire of a deodorant commercial.

  A film that alleges to proselytize (read: mansplain) about the vitality of Jazz music...untill you actually watch it.

  When you watch it becomes deeply curious as to why they chose to fill their Jazz evangelizing film with flaccid, uninterested, slightly above elevator grade bee bop music.

  Emma Stone deserves an Oscar for making the barley there, vague outline of a character seem…