greenbeancorey

greenbeancorey

Dude who knows fuck all about movies talks about movies he likes

Favorite films

  • My Chemical Romance: Life on the Murder Scene
  • Return of the Jedi
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Dawn of the Dead

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★

  • Tangled

    ★★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Quite hard to watch as someone who is deeply terrified of needles and body horror. Also didn’t love the urinal POV (I’m sure that was a very exciting scene for anyone who enjoys being pissed on though).

    An interesting watch - definitely not without its fault, much more eloquently explained by others, but I did enjoy it. I think it would’ve worked more as a short thought.

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★

    “Money is heroin for boring people,” what a line

    A very touching and well-executed film. I think there were many parts that should’ve been delved into more and others less, there were definitely aspects which felt integral to the concept and storyline, yet weren’t that fleshed out - it kinda felt like a few small moments were more powerful than the whole story, because of the writing and pacing. But a really good watch nonetheless and congrats to Kieran Culkin on the Oscar (was quite confusing at times for someone who hadn’t seen any of the nominated movies, but hey ho)

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★

    Oh, man’s greed… we must destroy you… moral of the story: always listen to Jeff Goldlbum

  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★½

    DAY 9:

    Icl, I did not think I’d be into this movie, but shit, that was Actually good. This is very much a Modern horror, which I tend to not be a fan of, but the way it was structured was interesting.

    Hope uNo’s doing well!

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