GreenMeanie

GreenMeanie

Favorite films

  • The Evil Dead
  • Crimewave
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • Re-Animator

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  • Dollman vs. Demonic Toys

    ★★

  • I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

    ★★★★½

  • Don't Look in the Basement

    ★★½

  • Moana 2

    ★★

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  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★½

    Before Sunrise is a pathetic little lie of a film—an unbearably earnest, self-indulgent, hopelessly romantic con job. But the worst part? It almost had me.

    Richard Linklater’s direction is subtle, the dialogue meanders like an aimless daydream, and Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy perform with the kind of raw sincerity that makes you feel like you’re eavesdropping on something real. And yet, it’s insufferable. The whole film is just two attractive, overeducated pseudo-intellectuals wandering through Vienna, having the kind of…

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Crimewave

    Crimewave

    ★★★★★

    There are two types of people in this world: those who understand the cinematic complexities of Crimewave and those who should stick to CBeebies Bedtime Stories. I mean this with all the love in my heart. To dismiss Sam Raimi's Crimewave as a failure is to admit, loudly and with embarrassing confidence, that you don't understand peak cinema and true maverick filmmaking.

    Pacing issues? Please. That’s not a flaw—that’s the point. Raimi respects his audience. This isn’t a movie designed…

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.