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  Poor Things 2023

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I liked the part where a man literally goes clinically insane when a woman treats him how he would have treated her ! Must also be noted that a lot of the 2.5 hours is spent looking at Emma Stone’s beautiful legs which feels slightly counterthematic

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Elvis 2022

  Rewatched 09 Jan 2025 1

  I found Austin Butler so sexy this time around ???? Don’t know what that says about my mental state right now because last time I watched it I wanted to slap him. Also my uncle used the film to infodump about elvis to me for an hour before and after and all the way through the movie. I love how claustrophobic and superficial the sets feel, and the technicolour that makes everything seem like a commercial dream.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  Watched 12 Feb 2025

  I am no longer the tender child I was when I watched Gladiator the first so I did have fun despite lots of ketchup yayyyy. I think Lucius has the voice of someone in a very old film. Also I feel like this is a good time to go public about the dream I had that I was going out with a sad and soulful Irish man with the face of Paul Mescal who would bring me little gifts 🎀

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