Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Portrait of God 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  Legitimately I think this is a masterpiece. The closest thing I can describe it to is poetry. I rewatched this after randomly having spent the evening reading psalms and thinking about Christianity (don't ask) and it had a whole new meaning that context. I could write a whole essay on this film. Going to watch some more by Dylan Clark ina bit

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Silly fun fluff. Some interesting ideas could have been leaned into here but weren't. Ultimately my main take away is always clench your sphincter when taking a lie detector test.

Popular reviews

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  My Fault: London 2025

  ★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  This is one of the stupidest films I have ever seen. It would be a camp masterpiece if they had trimmed like 30 mins out. I will say, the "My fault: London" title does bring me a bit of hope that this becomes a franchise that fully embraces its silliness. I want to see "My fault: Birmingham", "My fault: Plymouth", "My fault: Norwich" all with varying degrees of light incest. How many combos can they do - step mum and step daughter, step dad step daughter, step sisters, step brothers..... I reckon they have at least 8 films before they have to move on to  cousins.

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  The Inbetweeners Movie 2011

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2024

  This film for me is like a drunk McDonald's order; you want it at the time but after you feel a bit sick and grubby. That being said, you kind of enjoyed it and you're well aware it is a mistake you will make again. I mean for gods sake! the opening scene at Wills dads house is shot on location at my ex bf Angus's family home which I vomited all over in an act of retaliation for him…

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