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Favorite films

  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Paris, Texas
  • Thelma & Louise
  • Roadgames

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  • To Die For

  • Pulse

  • Strange Days

  • Tokyo Godfathers

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  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    jim carrey got the career that bruce campbell deserves!!! 

    bruce could do the mask but jim carrey could NOT do evil dead II

  • American Movie

    American Movie

    ★★★★★

    Loveable weirdos are not usually in my wheelhouse but Mark is so sincere and determined that I cannot help but root for him every step of the way. This film could’ve very easily been mean spirited and completely exploitative but you can tell the filmmakers took the time to get to know these people and earn their trust- and I think the cult following this has is a testament  to their sincerity and good intentions (as well as Mark and Mike’s.) I don’t believe in the American dream or America being anything close to a meritocracy, but this makes me wish I did.

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  • To Die For

    To Die For

    I love when women are unabashedly insane!!! This would be a perfect double feature with Serial Mom

  • Pulse

    Pulse

    Being perpetually trapped in your own loneliness under techno feudalism IS the most terrifying conceit possible so I would actually argue this is the scariest movie in existence

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  • Priscilla

    Priscilla

    a custom glock for every outfit is so fucking major and only a detail sofia would deliver!!!

  • I'm Still Here

    I'm Still Here

    Beautiful and terrifying. I feel like I’ve been decked in the face.


    I don’t want to talk about how the Oscars are gonna snub this in favor of something really really stupid and hollow please respect my privacy at this time xoxo