Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  I don’t dislike this movie, I actively resent it.

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  Love Hurts 2025

  ★½ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  The unparalleled joy of seeing a Property Brother get shot in the face.

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  The dialogue, wardrobe, social sense, and Roman analogies you expect from a screenplay written by a 17-year old homeschool boy.

  Update: I’m sitting in Joker right now. Adding an extra half a star because I’ve just discovered that movies can be worse than I imagined.

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 May 2024

  Honestly holds up better than I remembered. VFX > Black Panther 2.