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  Oppenheimer 2023

  Rewatched 27 Jul 2023

  Casey Affleck as the sinister Boris Pash gets the casting of year oscar.

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  Air 2023

  Watched 19 Jul 2023

  Shoulda called it Air Conditioner because it was pretty cool. Set it to 72 and don’t even think about it too much.

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  Watched 15 Jul 2023

  Nolan wanted $200 million to make this film but he ended up only getting a budget of $100MM. To be sure all one hundred million is on the screen but unfortunately the budget cuts are also readily apparent.

  For instance I bet that’s why in Cillian’s nude scenes his prosthetic penis looks so bad, I assume they couldn’t afford a realistic one….I mean why else would it have looked like that? I don’t know for sure but I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a human fake dong.

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  Sympathy for the Devil 2023

  Watched 17 Jul 2023

  SPOILER: This isn’t a movie, it’s a 90 minute super cut of every scene in film history that uses this titular stupid Stones song as a music cue to let the viewers know a bad guy just showed up on screen. I couldn’t take it after 3 mins and I got up to leave but they LOCKED US IN THE THEATER! My phone smashed to pieces when I tried to throw it at the projector to stop the movie but the theater predicted this tactic and had installed a ballistic glass shield.

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