Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Frontrunner for sexiest film of the year

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Kind of a let down if I’m being real. Pattinson and Ackie innocent though.

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Kind of baffled with this, like it’s one of 2024’s worst for sure, but for a movie I expected to be offensively awful it was kind of a boring slog that tries to say something but is fully devoid of anything at all. 

  If you thought this movie was gonna be 2 hours of that “penis to vagina” song get ready to be disappointed because this is played insanely straight, even with the slight campy aspects. All the songs are…

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  Megalopolis 2024

  Watched 28 Sep 2024 1

  When that guy showed up with the Sonnenrad tatted on his head I think I went into psychosis. Insane film. For every genuinely gorgeous moment there’s like 10 absolutely baffling decisions. Must be seen to be believed. I cant believe this is real. 

  We need to give Neil Breen $200 million now.