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  The Whale 2022

  ½ Rewatched 16 May 2024 1

  the whale begins with the whale fatly jerking off to gay porn and almost dying. in the same night the whale fatly rolls into bed and takes a big baby bottle sip of diet coke before bedtime. the next morning the whale is on his computer grading essays, the whale fatly opens a drawer of health bars, fatly closes the drawer and fatly turns to a drawer of candy and chocolate. the whale fatly opens this drawer and fatly eats the chocolate while smiling, fatly. and thats not even the first twenty minutes babe. funniest movie ever made

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  The Whale 2022

  Watched 22 Dec 2022

  i had a dream where at the end of this movie brendan fraser gets in an amublance and is driving really dangerously and at the end of the movie he crashes the ambulance and the final shot is paramedics in hazmat suits scraping his head onto a plate so i guess you could say i;'m pretty pumped

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  Gummo 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025 1

  i knew a guy who was crosseyed. but he was also dyslexic so everything came out right

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  perfect woke movie the culture needs right now. all the bad guys are white and supposed to be trump stand ins, the hero of the story is science, the themes are lib as fuck and suuper obvious, "they're not the aliens, we are!" type lines. perfectly refreshing fun cute, beginning middle and end movies are so back

Popular reviews

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  You People 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Jan 2023

  i could've done without eddie murphy just being a kenya barris self insert only talking about how much he hates bi-racial people

  also the ending where jonah hill gets struck by lightning?? ya'll are you getting this?

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  Spirited 2022

  ½ Watched 15 Oct 2022 37

  if they do a christmas carol remake one more fucking time i will shoot ryan reynolds in the face and drive my car into a lake then explode the whole fucking world becuse i am fucking demented