Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Shrek 2001

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 May 2021

  I know Shrek was a little bummed he ended up with the ogre version of Fiona.

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  Lucky Number Slevin 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2020

  Lucy Liu is charming. Feel like this film was everywhere for a couple of years and then just fell off the face of the planet. All part of the worldwide conspiracy denying that Josh Hartnett was ever a thing.

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Quite poor. CGI dwarfs is an insane choice. I think this is the worst that Gal Gadot has ever been, she doesn’t even give you the option of zoning out and objectifying her while she tries to do an impression of a human.

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I’m not really into dream stuff so that held me back from completely loving it. Thought the audition scene was magic. Most of the randomness I enjoyed, some of it is annoying.

Popular reviews

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  Spread 2009

  ★★★ Rewatched 23 Apr 2020

  1 star for the Kermit impression
  1 star for the final monologue and bizarre frog/mouse final shot
  1 star for all the shagging
  1 star for vaginal rejuvenation 
  Minus 1 star for the trouser braces

  Probably not good but I enjoy the bleakness.

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  Prime 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched 18 Apr 2020

  I’ve seen this a bunch of times and find it comforting. It’s weird that Meryl is in it. Not as weird as the red wine in the fridge and the pie guy. Cool soundtrack.