Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Shrek 2001

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 May 2021

  I know Shrek was a little bummed he ended up with the ogre version of Fiona.

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  Lucky Number Slevin 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2020

  Lucy Liu is charming. Feel like this film was everywhere for a couple of years and then just fell off the face of the planet. All part of the worldwide conspiracy denying that Josh Hartnett was ever a thing.

Recent reviews

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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Exactly how broke is De Niro? What was the point of doing The Irishman and then following it up with this Wikipedia article of a film?

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Mostly fine but this kind of film should be 95mins max. I don’t think he should have pursued a romantic relationship with the girl who fucked him to get the code to the safe. Also, how does he have sex if he can’t feel anything?

Popular reviews

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  Spread 2009

  ★★★ Rewatched 23 Apr 2020

  1 star for the Kermit impression
  1 star for the final monologue and bizarre frog/mouse final shot
  1 star for all the shagging
  1 star for vaginal rejuvenation 
  Minus 1 star for the trouser braces

  Probably not good but I enjoy the bleakness.

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  Prime 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched 18 Apr 2020

  I’ve seen this a bunch of times and find it comforting. It’s weird that Meryl is in it. Not as weird as the red wine in the fridge and the pie guy. Cool soundtrack.