Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2025

  Yes I am entertained.

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  Quills 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  “I wanna fuck a priest” -Fleabag

Recent reviews

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  Irrational Man 2015

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  Hell nah this was so bad. Wasted one hour and a half of my life watching a fucking Woody Allen movie. This was boring, it could have been so much greater. I just watched it for Joaquin… but I HATED his character, it reminded me of my cheating depressed ex-boyfriend. Fuck Woody Allen. Love Joaquin, but don’t ever play in a movie written and directed by a whack ass man like that.

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  X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  NAKED WOLVERINE!! HELL YEEEAH

Popular reviews

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  Australia 2008

  ★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2024

  Hugh Jackman wet, Hugh Jackman taming horses, Hugh Jackman dancing the fox-trot, Hugh Jack with a beard, Hugh Jackman clean shaved. Hugh Jackman.

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  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  Mr Tumnus is on my hear me out cake