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Favorite films

  • The Master
  • Hoop Dreams
  • The Tree of Life
  • Streetwise

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  • Tetris

  • American Sniper

  • Almost Famous

    ★★★

  • Man of Steel

    ★½

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  • Tetris

    Tetris

    My life is like a video game
    Trying hard to beat the stage
    All while I am still collecting coins
    Trying hard to save the girl
    Obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles
    I'm growing up to be a big boy

    - Henk Rogers, in like 1988/89…. probably.

  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    *Chris Kyle is aiming his sniper at two afghan civilians and is with another scout marine. One of the civilians is a literal child and the other is it’s mother

    Chris Kyle: “I think they have a bomb” 
    Scout: “if you’re wrong they’re gonna lock you up in the stink hole for eternity my dude…”
    *slow zoom on Chris Kyle’s eyeball*
    Chris Kyle: “these damn dirty terrorist sons of bitches”
    *Chris fires his rifle into the heart of a literal…

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