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Escape from L.A. 1996
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
absolutely wild that this ends EXACTLY the same way as a certain recent Star Wars film...
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Barbarian 2022
Bought a ticket because one person called it 2022's Malignant. Wish it was as good as Malignant.
Everyone's calling it crazy and unpredictable but... it was just Don't Breathe without the added wrinkle of a blind antagonist... right?? The Mother more often than not looked straight out of a YouTube short film or like a reddit creepypasta (no surprise, given the director). There was some great filmmaking here though that shined through; I particularly loved how sterile and bland the Airbnb was. And the TWO cold opens in the middle of the film were wonderful! Just was overhyped going in. #slimfluenced if you willTranslated from by -
Stop Making Sense 1984
A drunk woman got arrested at our screening!
Bullock Texas State History Museum IMAX theater. One night only showing of the film. Throughout the trailers there was a lady towards the front, at then end of a row, who kept yelling "BOOOOO! GET TO THE MOVIE! WE WANT DAVID BYRNE!" And then tries to get a 👏DAVID BYRNE👏DAVID BYRNE👏DAVID BYRNE👏 chant going which *no one* was feeling. Finally the movie starts and during the silent opening credits she's still yelling…
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