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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
basically the movie proved that the stinger meta is alive and well.
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The Batman 2022
it physically pains me as a dc stan to rate it anything lower, but jesus was this movie unbearable at times. from the incessant strutting of zoe to robert patterson giving us truly nothing: this movie was truly a godawful experience in the acting department (shoutout falcone and penguin for truly breathing tolerability into this movie). aside from that, the cinematography, plot, set and costume design truly outsold. definitely the best dc film to date (rip heath, ur an icon but this topped the charts).
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13 Going on 30 2004
a movie i would describe as underwhelmingly mediocre. maybe a product of being a film in the y2k era (hall marked with inconsequential plot and dialogue i can only describe as yikes) or perhaps i’m not into the whole “freaky friday” / parallel universe jump / having a romance centered on nostalgia fueled by a literal child trying to rekindle a friendship: but this had absolutely nothing remarkable to contribute. i simultaneously watched and did econ homework and found at…
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