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Adolescence 2025
I needed another reason not to have kids, thanks adolescence and you’re welcome world 😇
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Cast Away 2000
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Cast away? More like Blown away! Regrettably I’ve only just seen this film but it was love at first watch!
I could quite easily gush about how much I loved this movie but I’m going to condense it in 3 simple points1. Isolation 🌊🚶🏻♂️
The isolation on the island is expertly showcased thanks to Hank’s masterful performance. And the intentional lack of music gives the movie a sense of slowness. Yet I think one of the most clever uses…
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence 2001
Bait-and-switch: the movie 😒
This movie starts off with an amazing first act that entices you with a compelling original story then as we ascend into Spielberg and Kubrick's anus we endure trips to a prostitute fun land and a world ruled by half baked plot points and slender man Alien robots (spoilers if you dare watch this garbage).
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