Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025

  this exact scenario happens to me every single day

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  Crank 2006

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  Chev Chelios i need you to distract Kang

Popular reviews

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ½ Rewatched 17 Jan 2024

  Honestly, I can't believe that I, a man, felt that I had the right to give my opinion on this film, and I sincerely apologize to all lesbians and straight women who I have hurt with my actions. I should stay in my place and watch films made for men like The Terminator.

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  Harold and the Purple Crayon 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2024

  What can I say? I laughed, I cried, I peed, what an engaging film from start to finish. The nuances that Zachary Levi brings to the character of Harold are matched by few actors working today, and with some impeccable direction and a whip-smart script that's as funny as it is touching, Harold and the Purple Crayon is a movie that you don't just watch, you live inside of and experience. Must-see for film fans.