I want to start by saying the most important thing. If you want to see this movie, WATCH IT IN IMAX. It's like if you had the choice to go to an in-person or virtual class. Go in-person....do NOT watch this movie on an Ipad. Please.
The other most important thing to know is, this is half of a movie. It's incomplete. The first part of a 5 hour epic. I wish I knew that going in. I started becoming…
Genuinely, just a bad movie. The concept was fantastic but there is absolutely no execution here. Not scary, not even thrilling. The acting made me want to vomit, along with the dialogue. The trailer was so well done, I feel robbed…of my soul. The only thing that saved It, was that it was so fuckin bad it was funny. I laughed so hard, I choked on my popcorn and almost died. Well, if it wasn’t for Shyamalan I wouldn’t of had a near death experience. Big thanks.
A movie called Divorce Italian style starring Mastroianni with a pedo stache and slicked back hair, infatuated with a 16 year old nun.......Who’s also Plotting to murder his wife who happens to have a very sexy stache and a unibrow.......will be a movie I would hold close to my heart forever. Fun Italian cinema never disappoints.
Holy shit. I'm dying. I really don't want to say anything about this movie. (Mostly because I feel like a pile of broken glass on the floor and I'm seriously unable to write a review at this moment) BUT PLEASE WATCH IT! O My GOD, this was perfect. I've just watched perfect cinema. I can't believe it.
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