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Draft Day 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Yesterday I watched Draft Day with Kevin Costner as the GM of the Cleveland Browns, a traditionally bad American football team.
Essentially it's a PR piece for the NFL, the exact opposite of Any Given Sunday. In fact it's the exact opposite of a good movie too. You can tell how much NFL butt-kissing it does when the commissioner (Roger Goddell playing himself) walks on stage to read who is "on the clock", there isn't a cacophony of boos (which…
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Shaun of the Dead 2004
I didn't like it. There I said it. No, fuck *you*. I liked Hot Fuzz more, there, how'd you like that? You know what else? I thought Zombieland was a better zombie film. Oooooo "controversy".
I dunno, maybe I had a headache that day.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2011
So I bought this car. It was pretty flash back in 2003, fast and fun to drive. It took some unexpected corners and was a surprising thrillful ride that I really enjoyed.
After a few years I got the new model thinking it would give me the same buzz, but it didn't. It felt overcomplicated, like the designers had too many ideas and had crammed in too much cleverness into what should be a simple concept car, getting me from…
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Logan's Run 1976
There are a lot of reasons for why you should see Logan's Run, number one among these is that I have seen it and continue to use it as a pop-culture reference despite the fact that it is clearly not popular.
How is a guy supposed to make a joke about a glowing crystal in his hand or dialling up a casual lover for the evening through his TV when everyone keeps looking at him funny. It's a goddamn classic people!
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