Haiko Hörnig

Haiko Hörnig

Favorite films

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Spirited Away
  • Toy Story 3
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • Miami Connection

    ★★★★

  • The King Tide

    ★★★½

  • Monster on a Plane

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

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  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection

    ★★★★

    Finally saw this so-bad-its-good masterpiece about the power of male friendships.

  • Monster on a Plane

    Monster on a Plane

    Do yourself a favor and skip this one.
    But if you end up watching it, make sure it's the English dub. It's barely and rarely understandable and adds to the charm.

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  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    ★½

    Dreadful dialogue, a plot for a full season crammed into 90 minutes, and bad digital punch zooms. Who thought this was a good idea? Who is this for?

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★½

    Went into this with big hopes based on the hype, but despite some great gore effects and fun performances,  it lost me somewhere around the halfway mark and never won me back. 
    My biggest problem is how strangely out of touch and frankly outdated the Hollywood satire felt. The whole aerobic show angle would have felt dated 20 years ago.