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  It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This 2023

  Watched 24 Nov 2024

  Ok I was there when they auctioned off the house (Cucalorus film festival.)

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  Rats! 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2023

  I was promised by the man in Wilmington who knows everything that if I followed the playhouse road to the lizard grotto and found someone we call Purple Poncho that I would be gifted something I’d never be able to explain. 

  He was probably right, but I went to this movie instead and I don’t regret a thing. 

  Five stars! 

  (Cucalorus 2023.)

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