Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Purge: Election Year 2016

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I mean like yeah I guess

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  Kimi 2022

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  wasn’t impressed!

Popular reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ½ Watched 06 Jun 2022

  conclusion: women in stem are EVIL

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2024 1

  so fucking sexy, soundtrack made me horny. estate planning reference made me even hornier. I’ve lived this with my two deca bro best friends fight over who gets to sleep with me to this day. I need a cuck husband!