Haley

Haley

Producer. Writer. Director. Film enthusiast.
Can’t seem to quantify my feelings on films into numbers.

Favorite films

  • 28 Days Later
  • The Host
  • Hot Fuzz
  • John Wick

Recent activity

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  • Mufasa: The Lion King

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

  • The Twister: Caught in the Storm

  • Web of Make Believe: Death, Lies and the Internet

Recent reviews

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  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    Mufasa: The Lion King

    Animation actually had some feeling this time around, but the story is forgettable. I really dig “I always wanted a brother” but what on earth were they thinking with “bye bye”?? Why’d they do my boy Mads like that?

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    No words. Just yearning.

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  • Llamageddon

    Llamageddon

    Definitely a college film project, with all that implies. The dialogue and acting are awful. It’s too self aware to compare to some of my other “so bad it’s good” faves, but it DOES have a real llama in it that shoots friggin laser beams out of its eyes so I still had a good time.

  • Backdraft 2

    Backdraft 2

    I’m glad I watched the first Backdraft before this because it is a direct sequel and there be spoilers. Other than that, this focuses more on the mystery aspect that took a back seat in the original, and it actually does not help. It’s convoluted and quite dull. Very generic.