haley

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Favorite films

  • Opening Night
  • News from Home
  • Certain Women
  • Bergman Island

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  • The Last Broadcast

    ★★★

  • Baskin

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

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  • The X-Files

    The X-Files

    ★★★★★

    it’s hard to put into words what it means to me to be able to see this in a theater. there are scenes that might as well be tattooed on my brain they’re so indelible. for my most formative years this show was everything to me, and lest i think maybe i’ve outgrown it, i’ll look back and remember how emotional seeing mulder and scully on the big screen tonight made me. it’s literally the perfect movie. 

    i had to…

  • Memoria

    Memoria

    ★★★★★

    Whom amongst us hasn’t, at one time or another, felt the ancient vibrations of Those Who Came Before Us stirring as we go about the daily inanity of our lives?

    Is there any pomelo dish on the menu?

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  • Baskin

    Baskin

    ★★½

    Kind of nothing with some vibey parts in between. I did have to pause it to eat my dinner.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Bong reheating his other English language nachos. Mostly uneven and messy but idk I still vibed with it for the most part. 

    Mark Ruffalo… we are putting you in the contraption until we can figure out what’s going on. He studied at the Rami Malek school of teeth acting (bad acting). Unfortunately saw a tweet comparing his character to Tim Heidecker and spent basically the whole moving wishing he’d been cast instead…

    I liked the little guys and I liked when they were fierce ❤️.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★½

    Now why did they put my conservative Chinese grandpa in a movie? He’s still mad that I didn’t vote for Donald Trump in 2016, but it’s fine. 

    So bad that the parts I liked made me dislike it even more. It’s a half-baked portrayal of trying to break the cycles of Chinese (*desperately trying to find a different term*) generational trauma by way of American overwrought, one-note sentimentality and what passes for spectacle these days. A movie just filled to the…

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★★

    hope no one minds if i never shut the fuck up about this movie for the rest of my life!

    some of us have hoped our whole lives to be groomed by a sociopathic genius lesbian, and this movie is for us girlies. tár innocent!