Justin Smith

Justin Smith

Father, husband, writer, ordained minister and high priest of the Church of the SubGenius.

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • Snow White

    ★★½

  • The Eyes of My Mother

    ★★★

  • The Trial

    ★★★½

  • 30 Days of Night

    ★★½

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★½

    A few thoughts: 🤔

    Rachel Zegler was adorable as Snow White.

    Everyone seems to hate Gal Gadot, but I thought her blue shiny dress looked nice in that one scene.

    Speaking of costumes, I’m not sure why everyone in this film was dressed in period costumes except for the bandits, who looked like they got dressed at the local Goodwill.

    If I ever meet Peter Dinklage, I’ll be sure to thank him for his role in making sure we got…

  • The Dungeonmaster

    The Dungeonmaster

    ★½

    Skinny Puppy sampled a line of dialogue from this film, that’s the only reason I can think of for watching it.

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  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story

    ★★★★½

    As a Hoosier, I feel obligated to watch A Christmas Story every December. Also, since our families always had family Christmas on Christmas Eve, this film inspired us to go out for Chinese food on Christmas Day. My wife and I have kept this tradition alive for nearly 20 years (fortunately, our daughter also enjoys this tradition).

  • Coneheads

    Coneheads

    ★★★

    This movie has the most accurate water breaking scene.