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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

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  • Shallow Grave

    ★★★★

  • Babygirl

  • Nightcrawler

    ★★★½

  • Blood Simple

    ★★★★

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  • Companion

    Companion

    im 20 mins in but i know

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    id probably be less mean if this didnt have 8 oscar noms but here we are. the times they are a changin but you wouldnt know it from watching this. glup shitto for ppl that like seeing actors do bad impersonations of musicians from the 60s. extremely boring pointless and sanitized movie. so uneventful you could just listen to an actual bob dylan album instead and have a more meaningful and narrative experience than this entire film could ever hope to…

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    Stupid AND boring. Last Netflix exec meeting be like guysguysguys...... we have so many copaganda shows on tv…. But none about AIRPORT COPS!!!!!!! I’m going to look up the budget for this and it’s going to make me madddddd. Overserious airport themed corporate copaganda slop. “It’s not that serious u have to turn ur brain off and just have fun” why are we disengaging from the media we watch on a cognitive level in order to justify it as watchable.…

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ½

    exceeded daily eye roll limit... creatively defunct trope fest... characters and "plot" are just half baked ideas of characters and plot that are recognizable from much better films... completely dependent on audience recognizing conventions that have long been played out in horror/crime/thriller... nonsensical and arbitrary choices abound by the "characters" that are so stupid they become distracting... unspired, exposition-laden dialogue served up by cardboard cutout stock characters of the crime thriller genre that exist purely to feed said braindead plot…

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