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Marching Band 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
of COURSE one of them is dying. Of. Course.
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Prisoners 2013
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Gone Girl (religious metaphor version)
Jake Gyllenhaal’s character is probably one of the most useless detectives of all time 😭
So many thoughts on this movie. I don’t even know where to begin.
Keller was basically torturing an innocent guy the whole time. Bob was so traumatized he became fascinated with serial killers. Holly’s husband confessed to the kidnappings.
Just a really good movie.
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It Ends with Us 2024
Actually: it ends with me
This movie was horrible, bordering on the offensive???? The acting was horrible for the most part. The DV representation was BAD. Blake Lively is a BAD actress. There was literally zero chemistry between any of the characters. Young Atlas looks 23 and young Lily looks 14?????? I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE…Translated from by -
The Substance 2024
I can't give a fair rating because I actually hate body horror
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