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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “I never told you the name of the game”

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Incredibly frustrating as this could have so easily been a 4.5, but they decide to abandon the plot & wider conversation they were having to simply rehash the same political and anti colonialism narrative you have seen time and time again.

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Aug 2024

  Fede Alvarez you mad bastard! That was an amazing piece of horror/Si-Fi filmmaking. So many standout sequences. The practical effects and detailed sets were all gorgeous to look at. 

  Cailee Spaeny was of course incredible but the standout was David Jonsson, who plays Andy; around halfway through the film I had to remind myself that he wasn’t an actual android. He’s that good.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  8.5/10

  Glad to report that my dick riding this films existence for 2 years has not been in vein 🫡

  I love you Ridley Scott

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