On a second watch, not as scary but 1000x funnier than the first time. Why’d that dog do that lol
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Transformers 2007
The only reason this gets 3 stars is because of the Rule of Cool. And the cgi looks actually fantastic.
Shia is okay. Bumblebee rocks. But it’s a probably 40 minutes too long
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Longlegs 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
One star for how pretty the movie is, 1/2 star for that lady FBI agent getting her head blown off with a shotgun.
This movie is doo doo water bad. If you’re being cynical, you could say that the first scene before the title card is the only good part of the movie.
If you’re asking me, it stops being good when Lee and her boss (Carter, I had to look it up) go to the barn and find the…
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Twisters 2024
Great into, mid first half, excellent second half.
Also Abby from ER jumpscare.
Pros:
•That opening is amazing. Like that is sick to me.
• the tornado at the rodeo was insane like that was actually cool
•okay yeah all of the tornado scenes were cool
•the idea of scanning the wind speed and using that to make a 3D image? Crazy love it. Such a good elevation of the ideas in the first
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