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Recent reviews

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  The Good Lie 2014

  ★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2024

  Honestly kind of loved the movie. I want to genuinely enjoy and laugh at the “why did the chicken cross the road” joke as much as these guys did…sad Reese Witherspoon was in this though….one cause I don’t like her (sorry darlin) and two because it felt like they chucked her in so the movie had a famous person. Anywhosier. Recommend watching this.

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★½ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  Dear movie making industry,

  Ya girl just wants to go to the movies and watch a wholesome romcom. Bring back Sleepless in Seattle quality. My Best Friends Wedding. Maybe something like Proposal?? Even Crazy, Stupid, Love! I’ll get on board with a little bit of wild fun. But don’t be idiots. $10 for a bunch of hot people being dramatic?!? I don’t think so….

  Sincerely,
  Give-me-back-my-money

Popular reviews

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  Looks That Kill 2020

  ½ Watched 06 Jul 2022 2

  One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, probably, the worst. A few of my friends and I turned it on around 10 pm because I needed to do homework but they wanted to hang still, so we compromised and picked a relatively uninteresting movie so I could do my schoolwork and not be completely distracted, and they could still hangout at my house and be semi-entertained. However this sucked so bad I was distracted the whole time because I…

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jun 2022 4

  Sometimes scrolling through reviews makes me feel very unoriginal. And I hate when I see a review that is exactly and 100% what I was going to write but now I feel like I can’t because that’s thievery for sure. This movie is a perfect example. Scrolling along through reviews and I see “I cussing love this movie” which was what I was going to write. Short, sweet, to the point, reminiscent of things said in the movie itself…perfecto. But noooooooooow I can’t say that because I shall not subject myself to copycatting. 

  New review shall be: I cussing love this cussing film.
  
  Voila. Originality.

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