JoeRob

JoeRob

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • The Graduate
  • Aftersun
  • Where the Wild Things Are

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  • Dead Man

    ★★★★½

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★

  • Look Back

    ★★★★

  • Do the Right Thing

    ★★★★★

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  • Dead Man

    Dead Man

    ★★★★½

    "That weapon will replace your tongue...
    your poetry will now be written with blood."

    This movie is so rad. Thanks for the underrated gem, dad!

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Curious George: A Very Monkey Christmas

    Curious George: A Very Monkey Christmas

    ★★★★

    DISCLAIMER: This review is not parody, but rather a genuine reflection on the understated value of Curious George: A Very Monkey Christmas.

    Of the Curious George catalog, A Very Monkey Christmas stands as the golden standard for what George media should look like. Almost immediately, this movie is able to prove that it shouldn’t be judged on the basis of a simple children’s movie. This is the subject of non-cliched dialogue. The humor of the writing is self-aware, poking fun…

  • Barnyard

    Barnyard

    at my wedding I will politely ask the dj to play Do Your Thing by basement jaxx and then that he’d please turn away from the audience. the audience would proceed to engage in mild mischief and animal antics, maybe shake their rear or blow a raspberry even. if the dj is to look back, the audience will assume a position prostrate like they had been up to nothing at all. it will also be in a barn and I will try my best to get big e cheese but I think that he will be booked

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