Hannah

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She/her. Film school dropout. Horror fan in the PNW.

Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Ginger Snaps
  • The Substance

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  • Barbie

  • American Murder: Gabby Petito

    ★★★★

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★½

  • Baby Reindeer

    ★★★★

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  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★½

    This was basically a horror romantic comedy. Some of the kills were gnarly and I will admit I giggled a couple of times. But overall not my jam.
    Production design was horrible, aside from the very Valentine’s-appropriate decor.
    But ummm just sticking the Space Needle in some shots does not translate to “set in Seattle”
    I don’t know why this bothered me so much but it did.
    Also, Seattle police wouldn’t show up to a winery since most of those are pretty far outside the city limits. That annoyed me so much omg
    Also rows of palm trees aren’t common around here!

  • Singles

    Singles

    ★★★★

    Ok I really want to experience Seattle with landline phones and I want to create a tape to get a boyfriend and casually walk around the corner to find Alice In Chains on stage at a bar or club. Why is life not like this anymore!

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★

    Lowkey obsessed with this sequel. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since I left the theater. Way better than the first one!

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    Somehow this made me miss the Midwest (where I grew up). Weird, since this movie is heartbreaking and also brutal. The power of cinematography, I tell ya.