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Naked Weapon 2002
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A man wrote this and it SHOWS. Way less gay and way more rapey than I would have liked. Boo. And also hiss.
(Also, imagine taking a break to hook up with some guy on the beach (sand everywhere! RIP Anakin, you would've hated this.) while your friend has been kidnapped by a psychopath?? Only a man would write thisssss)
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The Royal We 2025
One of those unicorns of a Hallmark movie where the actors are actually good, the script is funny, and the fake royalty have real British accents (pay no attention to the fact that none of them are meant to be British). Cheesy and fun!
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Now You See Me 2 2016
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You guys liked Now You See Me, right? Ok so, this is exactly like it but more convoluted, less interesting, and more unbelievable with a few cool tricks sprinkled in. Enjoy!
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