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  Corpo Celeste 2011

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I really thought she was going to kiss that crucifix

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Disappointed to say the least.
  I thought I was going to be watching a sci fi comedy involving cloning. Turns out it was a political satire...and not a very successful one at that.

  How many plotlines were they trying to fit into one film? The Mickey of it all seemed lost in the myriad of other ideas, most of which were completely irrelevant.

  Why also was it just a mash up of 25 other films I've already seen?

  Anyway, I…

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  The Assessment 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Sep 2024

  No children without an assessment.
  No pets.
  Men are an absolute waste of space.
  Did my manifesto leak?!

  The only reason this isn't a 5/5 is because I was waiting for it to be revealed that this is actually a sequel to Ex Machina.
  Oh, and also because once more we see a man having sex with an adult baby. I think we've seen enough of that for one year

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024 1

  Ariana Grande was absolutely fantastic as the character of Ariana Grande.

  And who are they kidding with the song about loathing each other?
  "What is this feeling so suddenly and new?
  I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
  My pulse is rushing.
  My head is reeling.
  My face is flushing.
  What is this feeling?"

  Yeah that's not loathing gals, call me sometime and I'll explain.

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