Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Wrong Missy 2020

  ½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  She drugged and 🍇ed him but it’s hahaha funny somehow?

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  The Half of It 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This is what I thought being a gay teen would be like instead of crying over Demi lovato posters in my room and hoping to god no one found out

Popular reviews

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  The American Society of Magical Negroes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2024

  I really really enjoyed this! I’d watch it again for sure. The company they work for gives big Google energy (rip ew)

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  Someone Like You 2024

  ½ Watched 11 Apr 2024

  As a former Christian mentor who studied cs Lewis…..YIKES. Had no idea this was Christian trauma porn. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS LONGTERM BFF/CRUSH DIES IN THE stupidest CAR WRECK (like a car going 10 miles an hour knocks her down and she’s just dead?) AND SHE WAS IN VITRO? SO SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER? WHO LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME (minus the bad wig) AND HE GOES LOOKING FOR HER? FOR WHY? FOR WHAT? Ew. Ew. Ew. Wish I could give it less than one star. But it gets a half a star for being slightly related to degrassi (main girl was Becky)